20 Secret Santa office gift ideas to make the whole team laugh out loud

Noteworthy

10 November 2024 by WTF Notebooks

Ah, Secret Santa – the annual tradition where we attempt to find the perfect gift for our workmates. Cue the frantic search for something funny, something memorable, and preferably something that won’t end up in a drawer.

This year, skip the bland crowd-pleasers and go for something that’ll stand out amongst the candles and coffee mugs:

Enter WTF Notebooks, here to save you from Secret Santa monotony with more than 200 outrageously funny notebooks that’ll make your gift the highlight of the office party. Whether your work buddy is the office prankster, the organisation addict, or the one with a love-hate relationship with Mondays, we’ve got a notebook that’ll hit the mark.

To help you navigate the huge range of hilarious White Elephant gifts at WTF Notebooks, we’ve curated a line-up of 20 notebooks that’ll have your office mates talking well beyond the Christmas party. From witty one-liners to unapologetic humour, these notebooks are just the right mix of practical and playful – perfect for breaking the ice (or the silence in that Monday meeting).

So, skip the boring bath sets and bottle openers this year – these WTF Notebooks are practical, hilarious, and guaranteed to add just the right dose of cheek to your UK office Secret Santa exchange.

WTF Notebooks' Secret Santa gift guide:

For the workmate whose to-do list is more decorative than functional:

Work notes and other things I can ignore

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

Perfect for the colleague who always finds a creative way around ‘the rules’:

My list of morally flexible ideas

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For that supervisor or co-worker who loves to invite the whole crew to pointless meetings:

Meetings that could have been emails

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the office troublemaker who keeps H.R. on speed dial:

Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

Ideal for that one colleague who always knows too much:

Things in the NDA I can't talk about

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the colleague whose internal monologue deserves a standing ovation:

Snide remarks I need to keep to myself

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

Perfect for all the staff members who have mentally quit their job at least twice this week:

Letter of resignation drafts and templates

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the boss who keeps secrets better than their filing system:

Things I only tell my Chief of Staff

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For your most suspiciously quiet colleague – you know the one:

My list of bodies I buried in the woods

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

The perfect Secret Santa gift for anyone working in a law firm or legal practice:

Unofficial legal advice

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the workmate who actually makes Zoom calls interesting:

Reasons why I should never be put on speakerphone

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the colleague who mastered the art of boundaries – and sass:

Shit that's none of your fucking business

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the one who always says what everyone’s thinking (and pays for it):

Reasons why I'll never get promoted

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

Perfect for the office comedian keeping morale alive …barely:

Work jokes and other coping mechanisms

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the foodie who only shows up for free bagels and catered meetings:

Lunch breaks and other reasons why I like my job

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the know-it-all who’s never wrong (and never lets you forget it):

My list of things I was right about

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

Perfect for the unsung hero of every team project:

Times I was right and my boss took credit

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the colleague who gives grumpy customers a run for their money:

Reasons I want to speak to the manager

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For the over-sharer who refuses to let a group chat die:

My opinions nobody gives a shit about

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

The perfect Secret Santa gift for the office oracle:

Times I was right and nobody listened

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

Say goodbye to boring Secret Santa gifts

When it comes to Secret Santa, why settle for ordinary? These WTF Notebooks are guaranteed to turn a polite chuckle into a full-on belly laugh. Go ahead, be the legend who shakes up the gift exchange with something that’s actually worth keeping (or maybe even hiding from the boss!).

And if this line-up hasn’t quite sparked your gift-giving genius, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty more where that came from. Explore our full range of funny notebooks, and you’re bound to find just the thing, even for that hard-to-please workmate.

Cheers to a season of unexpected laughs from WTF Notebooks UK!