Secret Santa gift guide: 20 naughty notebooks for workmates with a funny bone

Noteworthy

23 November 2023 by WTF Notebooks

Santa's hand reaching for a glass of milk next to a WTF Notebook

Jingle all the way to the office Christmas party, where deadlines are momentarily drowned in Baileys and eggnog, while a fat man in a white coat supposedly delivers “secret” gifts to you and your colleagues.

Yes, it’s Secret Santa time. The glorious time of year when we exchange gifts with our work buddies in a desperate attempt to appear festive and collegial. Although let's be real, putting on a smiley face in front of the boss is child's play compared to the epic quest of finding the perfect gift for your office pal.

But fear not, because WTF Notebooks has got you covered with 20 of the most hilarious, relatable, (and slightly questionable) notebooks that will make your Secret Santa gift the talk of the office party. Not only amusing but also practical, WTF Notebooks make the perfect gift for every workmate, whether on the naughty or nice list.

So, forget the scented candles and bland coffee mugs and give the gift of laughter this holiday season.

Work notes and other things I can ignore

For Isaac from IT who has a habit of ignoring his responsibilities:

Work notes and other things I can ignore

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Letter of resignation drafts and templates

For Leslie from Legal who is always thinking about quitting:

Letter of resignation drafts and templates

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Things in the NDA I can’t talk about

For Olivia from Operations who has a hard time keeping secrets:

Things in the NDA I can’t talk about

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
wtfnotebooks_secret-santa-gift-4-uk.jpg__PID:84def141-2a87-4f62-ad05-9b9ab4cdf5cc

For Sally from Sales who finds most meetings pointless:

Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Meetings that could have been emails

For Mark from Management who loves to schedule meetings for no reason:

Meetings that could have been emails

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Co-workers I will get fired by the end of the year

For Dave from Development who has a list of people he wants to get rid of:

Co-workers I will get fired by the end of the year

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying

For Emily from Engineering who’s no-filter comments always get her in trouble:

Shit H.R. wants me to stop saying

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Brainstorming and shit

For Caro from Creative who loves to brainstorm and curse at the same time:

Brainstorming and shit

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Times I wore no pants during a work video chat

For Tom from Tech who enjoys the casualness of remote work:

Times I wore no pants during a work video chat

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Meetings I prefer to socially distance myself from

For Rachel from Research who hates attending meetings:

Meetings I prefer to socially distance myself from

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Shit my boss says

For Mike from Marketing who has a boss that says the craziest things:

Shit my boss says

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Things my boss doesn’t know about me

For Alex from Accounting who has some secrets to keep from his boss:

Things my boss doesn’t know about me

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Co-workers I want to punch in the face

For Tony from Testing who has a short fuse and can't stand some of his colleagues:

Co-workers I want to punch in the face

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Reasons why I’ll never get promoted

For Sarah from Support who has given up on career advancement:

Reasons why I’ll never get promoted

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Juicy workplace gossip

For Lily from Logistics who loves to hear and spread gossip:

Juicy workplace gossip

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Lunch breaks and other reasons why I like my job

For Fin from Finance who enjoys the perks of his employment:

Lunch breaks and other reasons why I like my job

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Emails I won’t respond to

For Wendy from Web Design who has a hard time keeping up with her inbox:

Emails I won’t respond to

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Co-workers I suspect are vampires

For Vlad from Video Production who thinks some of his colleagues are undead:

Co-workers I suspect are vampires

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Reasons why I’ll never get promoted

For Hannah from H.R. who is always right and loves to prove it:

My list of things I was right about

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Reasons why I should never be put on speakerphone

For Grace from the Growth department who is not afraid to speak her mind:

Reasons why I should never be put on speakerphone

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order

Ho, ho, holy shit, these titles are funny enough to make even old Santa chuckle through his beard. And if this selection isn't enough inspiration for you, there is even more where these came from: Browse our full range of funny notebooks and you'll be sure to find the perfect gift for even the most difficult co-worker.

Happy holidays, and happy shopping!

Ordinary is overrated

WTF Notebooks are here to make you laugh out loud. Custom-printed to order, they are the perfect gift for friends, family, co-workers or yourself. Say goodbye to boring notebooks and hello to WTF Notebooks!

Learn more
A woman with a glass of wine, laughing at her WTF Notebook titled
A pink WTF Notebook titled A black WTF Notebook titled
Grab your free printable shit list

Let us clog up your inbox and we’ll send you a free, printable to-do list for all the ‘Shit you need to get done but probably won’t’

Be the first to know about new title releases, email-exclusive promotions, and other noteworthy news

We won’t spam you, that’s a pinky promise!

WTF Notebooks page element
A customer holding his blue WTF Notebook titled 'Times I was right and nobody listened'
A happy customer holding her red WTF Notebook titled 'List of people who have wasted my time'
A happy customer holding her pink WTF Notebook 'Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations'
A happy customers holding three WTF Notebooks, with the first one titled 'My list of things I was right about'