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If you're looking for a journal that's both funny and functional, we've got you covered. Take a closer look at the notebook types we offer:

WTF Notebooks – Compact hardcover

Funny, feisty, and fits in your bag

Prepare to be blown away by our compact hardcover WTF Notebooks. Measuring at the classic 139 x 216 mm, this little firecracker is packed with big laughs.

With its funny and fierce attitude, it's the perfect companion for journaling, creative writing, or just jotting down your thoughts. The firm cover ensures durability and comes with a smooth laminate finish, giving it a polished, professional look and feel – no wonder it's a popular choice for funny corporate team gifts.

Compact, clever, and crammed with humour, this journal is like a witty one-liner that you can carry in your bag wherever you go.

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WTF Notebooks compact hardcover dimensions


Compact hardcover

– Width: 139mm
– Height: 216mm
– Thickness: 11mm

– Case-wrap binding
– 4mm thick cover
– Sturdy hardcover

– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print

Choose from 16 different colours to customise the front and back cover

Printed in England, UK, on 100% sustainably sourced paper

All compact hardcovers are eligible for Bundle Discounts! Learn more

Ready to get your very own WTF Notebooks? Start by choosing your favourite notebook titles, then customise the type, cover color and inside pages for each and let us custom print them to order.

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Ready, set, print

At WTF Notebooks, we don't keep pre-printed notebooks in stock. Instead, every notebook you choose is custom printed after you place your order.

If you need your order by a certain date please check the production and shipping times prior to ordering.

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Your WTF Notebook.
Your choices.


Choose from hundreds of hilarious and relatable notebook titles.

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Notebook type

Select your binding type and notebook size to suit your needs.

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Cover colour

Pick from 16 different colours for your notebook’s front and back cover.

Inside pages

From writing to drawing to planning – we’ve got inside pages for every job.

It's what's inside that counts

Whether for note-taking, journaling, planning, or playing hangman – choose your preferred inside pages and we'll print your WTF Notebooks according to your order choices.

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A customer holding his blue WTF Notebook titled 'Times I was right and nobody listened'
A happy customer holding her red WTF Notebook titled 'List of people who have wasted my time'
A happy customer holding her pink WTF Notebook 'Inappropriate comments to make in serious situations'
A happy customers holding three WTF Notebooks, with the first one titled 'My list of things I was right about'