Unconventional love notes: 14 unique Valentine’s Day gift ideas

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29 January 2024 by WTF Notebooks

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Valentine's Day is approaching fast, and while love is in the air, there’s nothing that’s more boring than the same old bouquet of flowers and heart-shaped chocolates. Let's step up our game!

This Valentine's Day, show your significant other that you're anything but a lazy lover with a heart of gold. Inject some creativity and personal touch into your gifts with a customised journal from WTF Notebooks that will capture your better half's essence perfectly.

We've delved into our extensive collection of hilarious notebook titles to present you with the 14 wittiest and most sassy journals that are guaranteed to tickle your partner's funny bone (and perhaps even a few more bones, if you catch our drift).

WTF Notebooks funny Valentine’s Day gift guide 2024:

My deepest, darkest secrets and desires

Valentine's Day gift idea 1

My deepest, darkest secrets and desires

Ideal for a partner who loves to keep their naughty secrets under wraps.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Things I wish I could say to my mother-in-law

Valentine's Day gift idea 2

Things I wish I could say to my mother-in-law

The perfect coffee table book to leave laying around when your mother comes to stay.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Things I’ve said in my sleep

Valentine's Day gift idea 3

Things I’ve said in my sleep

For a partner who loves to talk, even a 3am at night.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
My list of things I was right about

Valentine's Day gift idea 4

My list of things I was right about

A great gift for a partner who won’t stop knowing it all, and shamelessly bragging about it.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
My wildest sexual achievements

Valentine's Day gift idea 5

My wildest sexual achievements

Suited for a partner who appreciates a dirty joke and enjoys discussing their amorous escapades.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Meetings that could have been emails

Valentine's Day gift idea 6

Meetings that could have been emails

Perfect for a partner who often complains about lengthy, unnecessary meetings at work.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Brilliant ideas I had while drinking wine

Valentine's Day gift idea 7

Brilliant ideas I had while drinking wine

An excellent choice for a partner who loves wine almost as much as they love you.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Sharting and other romantic gestures

Valentine's Day gift idea 8

Sharting and other romantic gestures

For a partner with a cheeky sense of humour, who can laugh at embarrassing moments.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Consequences of my actions

Valentine's Day gift idea 9

Consequences of my actions

A great choice for a partner who acknowledges their tendency to act before thinking things through.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Brilliant ideas I had while pooping

Valentine's Day gift idea 10

Brilliant ideas I had while pooping

Ideal for a partner who finds inspiration in unexpected places and enjoys a good brainstorming session on the throne.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
My list of bodies I buried in the woods

Valentine's Day gift idea 11

My list of bodies I buried in the woods

A tongue-in-cheek gift for a partner with a dark sense of humour who appreciates morbid jokes.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Grocery lists and plans for world domination

Valentine's Day gift idea 12

Grocery lists and plans for world domination

Suited for partners who juggle the mundane with grand aspirations.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
Chores he still hasn’t done yet

Valentine's Day gift idea 13

Chores he still hasn’t done yet

A perfect gift for the partner who keeps a light-hearted tally of household responsibilities.

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order
My list of things my wife was right about

Valentine's Day gift idea 14

My list of things my wife was right about

An amusing gift for a partner who is willing to admit when their spouse is right – also available as My list of things my husband was right about

  • Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
  • Custom-printed to order

This Valentine's Day, let's break free from the clichés, and show your unique love with a customised journal from WTF Notebooks, capturing your partner's essence in a truly personal way.

And if these 14 titles aren’t enough, be sure to check out our full range of 200+ WTF Notebook titles. As we like to say, there’s at least one for everybody.

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