11 funny retirement gifts for the witty retiree

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17 March 2024 by WTF Notebooks

Searching for the perfect gift for a friend or workmate entering the serene realm of retirement can be quite the quest. You're after that sweet spot: a gift that resonates with the recipient, celebrating their transition into the golden years while simultaneously expressing gratitude for their invaluable presence in your life or team.

But hold the applause! Before you dive into the sea of cliché retirement gifts inject some zest into this milestone moment. Retirement, you see, isn’t just bidding adieu to deadlines and watercooler gossip; it's about welcoming a new chapter filled with leisure, laughter, and perhaps a touch of mischief. The grand finale of a fireworks show – it's both a "ta-da!" and a "farewell."

And what better way to send off your favourite retiree than with a hearty laugh and a quirky gift?

Enter WTF Notebooks – the masters of mirth and mischief in the world of stationery. From tongue-in-cheek quips about the trials of work life to witty observations about the passage of time, our extensive collection of over 200 amusing notebook titles offers something tailor-made for every retiree.

Whether your soon-to-be retiree is known for their quick wit or their knack for sarcasm, we've curated a collection of 11 hilariously witty retirement gifts guaranteed to tickle their funny bone.

WTF Notebooks' funny retirement gift guide

Mondays and other things I’ve come to like since retirement

• Tailor this notebook to suit the retiree's taste
• Custom-printed to order

Random thoughts and other notes I’ll turn into a book one day

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List of people who have wasted my time

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Things in the NDA I can’t talk about

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• Custom-printed to order

Hobbies I’ll take up when I retire

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My book for drinking wine and judging people

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• Custom-printed to order

Emails I won’t respond to

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• Custom-printed to order

My research into working alongside a bunch of morons

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Shit I have to write down because I’m old

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Birthdays and anniversary dates I always forget

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Grocery lists and plans for world domination

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• Custom-printed to order

How to customise a WTF Notebook

If you've found the perfect title in this list of retirement gift ideas (or maybe in our full range of notebook titles), it's now time to customise the gift to match your recipient's taste and personality.

And it's as easy as clicking a couple of buttons – literally. Take a look at this article that guides you through the process. Once ordered, leave it to us and we'll custom-print your unique WTF Notebook in our production house near Leeds, England.