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It’s the middle of Summer – time for shorts, cocktails, pool parties, and … mosquitos. These little buggers are driving me insane!First off, let's talk about the sound they make. That high-pitched whine is like nails on a chalkboard. And they always manage to find your ear, don't they? It's like they have a GPS tracker specifically designed to locate your ear canal. And when they do find it, they start buzzing around like they're throwing a rave in there, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.And when they do, it itches like hell. Like a tiny demon has taken...

Sun's out, buns out!That is, until you wake up the next day realizing that you've got a butt that's redder than a baboon's ass.Oh, the joy of being roasted alive by the sun's rays, it's like a sizzling sensation of pain and regret.At first, it's all fun and games. You're basking in the sun, feeling like a goddamn lizard, and you're convinced that you're getting a nice tan. But then, you can start to hear your skin screaming in pain. That's when you know you're in trouble.Sunburn doesn't even capture the essence of what's actually happening: I mean, shouldn't it...

Birthday celebrants and well-wishers – are you tired of the same old boring birthday greetings that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, worry no more because it's time to spice things up with some hilarious and off-the-wall birthday wishes!We’ve put together a list of 21 rib-tickling and sassy birthday wishes that are sure to make the birthday guy or gal laugh so hard, they'll forget how old they are! From witty one-liners to sarcastic quips about the agony of aging, these birthday wishes are perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and an even better ability...

Okay, let's talk about team-building exercises.You know, those excruciating activities that your boss makes you do so that you can "bond" with your co-workers. If there's one thing worse than spending all day with your colleagues, it's being forced to do awkward trust falls with them.First off, can we talk about how these exercises always happen on a weekend or after work hours? Like, thanks for taking up my free time, Susan. I could be at home binging my favorite Netflix show, but instead, I'm here, pretending to be a tree while you and your team try to climb me.And...