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Oh my! Absolutely LOVE these notebooks. Have ordered several times and they are now a staple on the gift list. So funny trying to sort the most appropriate titles for the recipients but they are always appreciated and shown off to work colleagues etc. If I were still working, my desk would be full of them ! Easy and straightforward to order - once you’ve made your mind up - and fast delivery. Thanks so much for solving gift issues year round.

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5 Nov 2022, via Trustpilot

My go to gift for those hard to buy for work clients, friends or family. Very pleased with choice (takes me ages to decide on just one as so many hit the spot!) and quality of notebooks.

Katherine (GB)
22 Apr 2022, via Trustpilot

I order quite a few every year. They are great stocking fillers and even better secret Santa gifts for work 🤣 Great delivery & communication

Sara (GB)
1 Dec 2022, via Trustpilot

Products are top quality and delivered on time. Best part is that there is a huge variety of hilarious titles so I can pick one to match each person perfectly! These notebooks are ALWAYS a huge hit. I've used them for employees, and now they will be stocking stuffers for my adult kids. Can't wait to see their faces on Christmas morning!

Jenny F. (United States)
Dec 5, 2022, via Trustpilot

Good quality and well printed! Gets lots of laughs and second looks!

Angelina
29 Dec 2022, via Shop app

Good quality notebooks. Great range of colours, styles and design. Quick delivery. I have bought masses of these as gifts and am never disappointed. Everyone loves a notebook!

Amanda D. (GB)
10 Feb 2023, via Trustpilot

I love these note books. They make fantastic gifts, my friends and family have laughed out loud when they opened them. You can find something for everyone. They’re great quality and being able to choose your notebook type is really helpful too. Highly recommended.

Jo T. (GB)
17 Jun 2022, via Trustpilot

Brilliant selection and excellent quality! Delivery very speedy too. Just ordered some for Christmas presents and they make marvellous Secret Santa gifts 😃

Kim S. (GB)
20 Nov 2022, via Trustpilot

These were a hit as office gifts. Great quality!

Marjorie
23 Dec 2022, via Shop app

These notebooks make excellent fun gifts, have made many friends laugh at how apt the titles are. Have recently ordered again for Christmas. Good quality too.

Dee (GB)
14 Oct 2021, via Trustpilot

Love these notebooks….have bought for friends and colleagues as well. Fast delivery and always keep you updated. Heartily recommend this company.

Janis D. (GB)
14 Dec 2022, via Trustpilot

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