Reasons I will be on the naughty list this year – Hardcover
Imagine if Santa published his naughty list. What a great way that would be to meet fun people. Think you'll be on it?
❗ Warning: Purchasing this book will permanently put you on the naughty list
Imagine if Santa published his naughty list. What a great way that would be to meet fun people. Think you'll be on it?
❗ Warning: Purchasing this book will permanently put you on the naughty list
Custom made to order in the UK
All WTF Notebooks are printed, bound and shipped by our UK production team near Leeds, England. After you've customised your favourite titles, please allow time for production before we send your order on its way.
Make it unique with your choice of cover colour and inside pages
Choose a wire-bound softcover notebook or a case-wrapped hardcover journal and pick from 15 colour options for the front and back cover. Then select your preferred inside page type and we'll print your custom WTF Notebook for you.
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Custom made for you: All WTF Notebooks are printed to order within less than a week
Wire-bound softcover
Custom printed to order within:
1 to 3 business days
| Production time | 1 to 3 business days |
|---|---|
| Binding | Black quality wire-O binding |
| Outside | Medium-soft 320gsm cover |
| Inside | Premium 90gsm white paper |
| Page count | 120 pages |
| Dimensions | 139mm × 216mm |
Case-wrapped hardcover
Custom printed to order within:
2 to 4 business days
| Production time | 2 to 4 business days |
|---|---|
| Binding | Durable case-wrapped binding |
| Outside | Sturdy and firm 3mm thick cover |
| Inside | Premium 90gsm white paper |
| Page count | 120 pages |
| Dimensions | 139mm × 216mm |
Inside page options
Whether you write, draw, journal or doodle, we've got you covered with inside page customisation.
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Please remember that each WTF Notebook is custom made to order. We do not hold any stock at our UK print house, therefore shipping starts after the production period.
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