My archive of flying fucks I don’t give
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Compact
softcover
A regular sized notebook with spiral binding
– Width: 139mm
– Height: 216mm
– Thickness: 10mm
– Premium spiral binding
– 320gsm cover paper
– Flexible softcover
Choose from 16 different colours to customise the front and back cover
– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print
Printed in England, UK, on 100% sustainably sourced paper
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Compact
hardcover
A regular sized journal with a solid cover
– Width: 139mm
– Height: 216mm
– Thickness: 10mm
– Case-wrap binding
– 4mm thick cover
– Sturdy hardcover
Choose from 16 different colours to customise the front and back cover
– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print
Printed in England, UK, on 100% sustainably sourced paper
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softcover
An A4-sized notebook with spiral binding
– Width: 210mm
– Height: 297mm
– Thickness: 11mm
– Premium spiral binding
– 320gsm cover paper
– Flexible softcover
Choose from 16 different colours to customise the front and back cover
– 90gsm inside paper
– 120 pages / 60 sheets
– Your choice of paper print
Printed in England, UK, on 100% sustainably sourced paper
All large softcovers are eligible for Bundle Discounts! Learn more
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Whether for note-taking, journaling, planning, or playing hangman – choose your preferred inside pages and we'll print your WTF Notebooks according to your order choices.
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Each WTF Notebook is hot off the press, because we only print what's been ordered.
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Returns: Since all WTF Notebook are custom made to order, we are unable to accept returns. Please only order what you really want and review the specifications before placing an order.
Cancellation: You have 1 hour to cancel your order by clicking the cancel button in your order confirmation email. After that, it’s too late to cancel: Your order will be in production – and we won’t apologise for being efficient.
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The perfect funny notebook to master the art of not giving a fuck
You can use this notebook for what it says on the title and document the flying fucks you've long ceased to offer ... or not. We honestly don't give a flying fuck.
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Nonchalance is bliss.
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You'll be in great company
We absolutely love the community that surrounds WTF Notebooks! With thousands of customers around the world we can't help but get a warm, fuzzy feeling every time we receive some lovely customer feedback or see hilarious photos shared with our hashtag #wtfnotebooks.
Best quality notebooks EVER …
Excellent service from ordering to delivery, updated each step of the way. Great quality books, love that you can choose the paper, my favourite is definitely the dotty one. So many funny cover choices, I find myself looking forward to filling up my notebook just so I can buy another.
Belinda S. (GB)
1 Aug 2024, via Trustpilot
Oh my! Absolutely LOVE these notebooks. Have ordered several times and they are now a staple on the gift list. So funny trying to sort the most appropriate titles for the recipients but they are always appreciated and shown off to work colleagues etc. If I were still working, my desk would be full of them ! Easy and straightforward to order - once you’ve made your mind up - and fast delivery. Thanks so much for solving gift issues year round.
Handbaghoarder (GB)
5 Nov 2022, via Trustpilot
I order quite a few every year. They are great stocking fillers and even better secret Santa gifts for work 🤣 Great delivery & communication
Sara (GB)
1 Dec 2022, via Trustpilot
Products are top quality and delivered on time. Best part is that there is a huge variety of hilarious titles so I can pick one to match each person perfectly! These notebooks are ALWAYS a huge hit. I've used them for employees, and now they will be stocking stuffers for my adult kids. Can't wait to see their faces on Christmas morning!
Jenny F. (United States)
Dec 5, 2022, via Trustpilot
Good quality and well printed! Gets lots of laughs and second looks!
Angelina
29 Dec 2022, via Shop app
I absolutely love these notebooks/diaries and always want to buy more than I need. The choice of covers have me laughing out loud. It's too hard to choose just one!
Sami M. (GB)
24 Nov 2024, via Trustpilot
Good quality notebooks. Great range of colours, styles and design. Quick delivery. I have bought masses of these as gifts and am never disappointed. Everyone loves a notebook!
Amanda D. (GB)
10 Feb 2023, via Trustpilot
I love these note books. They make fantastic gifts, my friends and family have laughed out loud when they opened them. You can find something for everyone. They’re great quality and being able to choose your notebook type is really helpful too. Highly recommended.
Jo T. (GB)
17 Jun 2022, via Trustpilot
These were a hit as office gifts. Great quality!
Marjorie
23 Dec 2022, via Shop app
These notebooks make excellent fun gifts, have made many friends laugh at how apt the titles are. Have recently ordered again for Christmas. Good quality too.
Dee (GB)
14 Oct 2021, via Trustpilot
Love these notebooks….have bought for friends and colleagues as well. Fast delivery and always keep you updated. Heartily recommend this company.
Janis D. (GB)
14 Dec 2022, via Trustpilot
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