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List of people who have wasted my time – Hardcover

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How often do you find yourself in conversations or meetings that do nothing but take up your valuable time? Imagine pulling this WTF Notebook out of your bag. They'd be lost for words.

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How often do you find yourself in conversations or meetings that do nothing but take up your valuable time? Imagine pulling this WTF Notebook out of your bag. They'd be lost for words.

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Custom made to order in the UK

All WTF Notebooks are printed, bound and shipped by our UK production team near Leeds, England. After you've customised your favourite titles, please allow time for production before we send your order on its way.

Make it unique with your choice of cover colour and inside pages

Choose a wire-bound softcover notebook or a case-wrapped hardcover journal and pick from 15 colour options for the front and back cover. Then select your preferred inside page type and we'll print your custom WTF Notebook for you.

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Custom made for you: All WTF Notebooks are printed to order within less than a week

WTF Notebooks softcover

Wire-bound softcover

Custom printed to order within:
1 to 3 business days

Production time1 to 3 business days
BindingBlack quality wire-O binding
OutsideMedium-soft 320gsm cover
InsidePremium 90gsm white paper
Page count120 pages
Dimensions139mm × 216mm
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WTF Notebooks hardcover

Case-wrapped hardcover

Custom printed to order within:
2 to 4 business days

Production time2 to 4 business days
BindingDurable case-wrapped binding
OutsideSturdy and firm 3mm thick cover
InsidePremium 90gsm white paper
Page count120 pages
Dimensions139mm × 216mm
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Inside page options

Whether you write, draw, journal or doodle, we've got you covered with inside page customisation.

WTF Notebooks funny ruled journals

College-ruled pages

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WTF Notebooks funny gridded journals

Gridded pages

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WTF Notebooks funny dotted journals

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WTF Notebooks funny blank journals

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WTF Notebooks funny 2022 Planners

2022 Planner pages

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Smartass

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off your order

Trouble Maker

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15%

off your order

Crazy Crew

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15%

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20%

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Our Bundle Discounts apply storewide, meaning every WTF Notebook counts towards the deal. Discounts apply automatically in your cart.

Shipping

Super-fast shipping across Europe

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United Kingdom

2 to 5 business days

FREE

Ireland

5 to 14 business days

FREE

Rest of Europe*

5 to 14 business days

FREE

Please remember that each WTF Notebook is custom made to order. We do not hold any stock at our UK print house, therefore shipping starts after the production period.

*Please see our Production & Shipping page for a list of countries we ship to.

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"The titles are hilarious and so witty but that’s not all, the books themselves are very good quality and a joy to use"

– Roberta, UK (via Trustpilot)

"Thank you, I received them yesterday and already gave them to my staff. They couldn't stop laughing! 10 out of 10 for quality and the titles are hilarious."

– Simone (via Messenger)

"WTF Notebooks perfectly sum up our thoughts on life and work. [...] These notebooks are just tear-ably hilarious."

– Diply

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