Never have I ever: WTF Notebooks edition

Never Have I Ever: 35 Random Situations We've All Been In But Don't Talk About

Have you ever checked the fridge to see if there's something in there that wasn't 10 seconds ago?

Everyone experiences random situations that are awkward, silly or embarrassing. And while it might feel like you’re the only person this happens to, a lot of those situations are a lot more relatable than you think.

Let’s find out just how relatable, with a game of ‘Never have I ever’: Read the following 35 described situation and see how many you have, or have never, been in yourself.

#1 Never have I ever...

Laid next to someone and tried to adjust to their breathing rhythm and almost died.

#2 Never have I ever...

Packed underwear for a trip like I was planning on shitting myself twice for every day I’m gone.

#3 Never have I ever...

Driven for like a solid 5 minutes thinking about something completely random and suddenly wondered, “were those lights green, and how the hell did I get here?”

#4 Never have I ever...

Pulled my phone out to check the time but then had to do it again because I didn’t look at the clock. 

#5 Never have I ever...

Opened the fridge door to look for food every 10 seconds in the hopes that this time something new appears out of nowhere.

Relatable notebooks: Check refrigerator

#6 Never have I ever...

Felt like I won the lottery because I found the milk carton at the grocery store that expired one day later than the others. 

#7 Never have I ever...

Added an item to my to-do list after I’d done it, just for the satisfaction of crossing it out. 

#8 Never have I ever...

Done nothing in particular and suddenly felt really concerned about something random like, “Shit, where’s my birth certificate?”

#9 Never have I ever...

Watched a movie with my parents, when a sex scene came on and then awkwardly tried to avoid eye contact under ANY circumstances. 

#10 Never have I ever...

Zoned out during a meeting and been asked a question, then agreed and thought, “What the hell are they talking about?”.

#11 Never have I ever...

Not used my windscreen wipers at full speed during heavy rain because I felt like the other drivers would be judging me for it.

#12 Never have I ever...

Been home alone, blasting music on full volume but paused it every 5 seconds because I thought I heard a noise. 

#13 Never have I ever...

Gotten a sharp pain in one of my organs and thought, “Fuck, it’s finally happening”.

#14 Never have I ever...

Lowered the volume on my car stereo so I could see better.

Relatable notebooks: Car volume

#15 Never have I ever...

Suddenly forgotten how to type on a computer keyboard because somebody was watching. 

#16 Never have I ever...

Tried to carry all seven grocery bags from the car to the house in one go to avoid multiple trips. 

#17 Never have I ever...

Gotten out of the shower, still wrapped in a towel and sat on my bed for about a minute, and suddenly it was two hours later and I was still not dressed. 

#18 Never have I ever...

Doodled random geometric shapes on a piece of paper during a phone call. 

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My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
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My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
My list of things I was right about | WTF Notebooks UK
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#19 Never have I ever...

Inspected a random item at the store for like a solid 2 minutes because someone was standing in front of the product I actually wanted. 

#20 Never have I ever...

Hit a pothole so hard I apologised to my car. 

#21 Never have I ever...

Congratulated a couple for their pregnancy and imagined the gross picture of them having sex.

#22 Never have I ever...

Taken a break from the internet on my computer to check on the internet on my phone. 

#23 Never have I ever...

Been awake in the dark at like 3AM trying to figure out whether that’s my jacket in the corner or a headless man standing VERY still.

Relatable notebooks: Man scared in bed

#24 Never have I ever...

Woken up at 8.27AM, when my alarm was set to 8.30AM, and closed my eyes to get a full 3 more minutes of sleep. 

#25 Never have I ever...

Breathed quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders wouldn’t hear me fight for my life. 

#26 Never have I ever...

Come back to work after a 2-week vacation and wondered, “How the fuck does job work again?”

#27 Never have I ever...

Read “Do not operate heavy machinery” on medication, knowing they probably refer to cars, but my mind went to forklifts. 

#28 Never have I ever...

Laid in bed minding my own business, when suddenly my brain went, “Remember that super embarrassing time when…”, then feeling like crying myself to sleep

#29 Never have I ever...

Asked someone for their name and immediately forgotten it. 

#30 Never have I ever...

Sent off an email and immediately re-read it to imagine the recipient’s reaction in this very moment.

#31 Never have I ever...

Tried to hit a perfectly round total on the fuel pump.

#32 Never have I ever...

Read the cooking instructions on food packaging before throwing it out and then had to dig through my rubbish bin because I couldn’t remember how long to keep the food in the oven. 

#33 Never have I ever...

Had a song stuck in my head and tried to think of its ending so it would stop. 

#34 Never have I ever...

Walked into a store, bought nothing and walked out all stiff and awkward to not look like I was stealing something. 

#35 Never have I ever...

Ignored an email for like a decade and then replied with, “Sorry, somehow this ended up in my spam folder”. 

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