21 Ideas For Funny (And Snarky) Holiday Greetings To Add To Your Christmas Gifts

We've been told time and time again that our WTF Notebooks make the perfect funny gift. Our amazing customisation options allow you to create truly unique gifts for the person you're giving to. And the ability to add a personalised message card to your order means there's yet another opportunity to customise your gift.

To help you craft your perfect gift message, here are 21 hilarious ideas for your own holiday greetings to add to your order: Some are just hilarious, others are a little snarky, and some are just like us ... downright inappropriate. Found one you'd love to use? Just copy the text, paste it into our Gift Message card maker, and add your custom hilarious Christmas message to your WTF Notebooks order.

#1

Merry Christmas! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Allegedly.

Merry Christmas! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Allegedly.

#2

Let us take some time to curse fat Santa for not giving us credit cards this Christmas!

Let us take some time to curse fat Santa for not giving us credit cards this Christmas!

#3

This is just a reminder that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year.

This is just a reminder that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year.

#4

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

#5

Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!

Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!

#6

Wishing for a fat bearded guy to visit me at night is not cool. I’d rather wish it was you.

Wishing for a fat bearded guy to visit me at night is not cool. I’d rather wish it was you.

#7

Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

#8

I’d have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren’t already sleeping with me.

I’d have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren’t already sleeping with me.

#9

Pretend this holiday card says something warm and fuzzy. Or don’t. I don’t give a shit.

Pretend this holiday card says something warm and fuzzy. Or don’t. I don’t give a shit.

#10

Santa doesn’t believe in you either.

Santa doesn’t believe in you either.

#11

My wife/husband made me send this Christmas gift. Happy holidays.

My wife/husband made me send this Christmas gift. Happy holidays.

#12

Wishing you a white Christmas this year. But if you run out of the white one, I hope a red will do.

Wishing you a white Christmas this year. But if you run out of the white one, I hope a red will do.

#13

I hope you love the Christmas present you told me to buy for you.

I hope you love the Christmas present you told me to buy for you.

#14

Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

#15

I hope spending time with your family for the holidays doesn’t undo all the progress you’ve made with your therapist.

I hope spending time with your family for the holidays doesn’t undo all the progress you’ve made with your therapist.

#16

My holiday wish for you is to be happy, healthy, and slightly less successful than me.

My holiday wish for you is to be happy, healthy, and slightly less successful than me.

#17

Christmas. Because I don’t care if it’s merry.

Christmas. Because I don’t care if it’s merry.

#18

Tradition dictates that I give you a gift on this day, so here you go.

Tradition dictates that I give you a gift on this day, so here you go.

#19

All I want for Christmas is your Netflix password.

All I want for Christmas is your Netflix password.

#20

I only got you a gift in case you got me one.

I only got you a gift in case you got me one.

#21

I put so much thought into your gift that it was too late to order it. Merry Christmas!

Missed the chance to send a Christmas gift in time for the holidays? Turn the misery into a joke with this funny message on your personalised message card.

I put so much thought into your gift that it was too late to order it. Merry Christmas!

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