The twelve titles of Christmas: A festive gift guide

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1 December 2023 by WTF Notebooks

"On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me a WTF Notebook." – "Wait, what? Which title?"

As we approach the festive season, it's time to get into the gift-giving spirit and start thinking about what to get for your loved ones. Introducing the twelve titles of Christmas – a festive gift guide brought to you by WTF Notebooks! This list isn't just a partridge in a pear tree, it's a smorgasbord of puns, metaphors, sarcasm, and off-colour humour that's sure to make your recipient chuckle.

Plus, these notebooks are practical too! They're perfect for jotting down ideas, doodles, and even some notes on how to survive awkward family dinners.

So, if you're on the hunt for the perfect present for the hard-to-buy-for in your life, these twelve WTF Notebooks are sure to make their hearts sing with joy.

The Christmas gift guide for the person who has everything

For that scatterbrained friend who can't even remember when it's Christmas:

Birthdays and anniversary dates I always forget

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For your foodie friend who loves to cook and stuff their face during the holidays:

Christmas turkeys and other things that can get stuffed

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• Custom-printed to order

For your artistic niece who loves doodles and needs a 2024 planner:

My book for writing stuff and drawing penguins

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For your stressed-out parent friend who needs a place to vent about their kids' never-ending Christmas wish lists:

My kids’ Xmas wish lists and other delusions

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For the grumpy friend who can't stand Christmas and all the festive cheer:

People I’d like to wrap in Xmas paper and ship to the North Pole

• Tailor this notebook to your personal taste
• Custom-printed to order

For your procrastinating sibling who never follows through on their resolutions:

New Year’s resolutions and other casual promises I’m not obligated to fulfil

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• Custom-printed to order

For the friend who's always jumping from one idea to the next and can't stick to anything:

New Year’s resolutions and other short-lived ideas

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For that family member who needs to keep their cool during the holiday family gatherings:

Ways to appear sober at family gatherings

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For the friend who loves a glass of wine while practicing gratitude and self-care during the Christmas break:

My journal for gratitude, self-care and winefulness

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• Custom-printed to order

For your ambitious cousin who is always plotting their next big move:

My plans to take over the world

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For the friend who has a dark sense of humour and loves to mix it with some sparkles and rainbows for Christmas:

Evil plans and unicorn drawings

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For your mischievous friend who always gets in trouble during the holidays:

Reasons I will be on the naughty list this year

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• Custom-printed to order

These hilarious and practical notebooks are the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh and needs a place to jot down their thoughts. Whether you're shopping for a scatterbrained friend or a mischievous one, WTF Notebooks has a title for everyone.

So go ahead and spread some festive cheer with these hilarious gifts. And remember, if all else fails, just wrap someone up in Christmas paper and ship them to the North Pole!