21 unapologetically inappropriate notebooks, not suitable for the easily offended

Noteworthy

2 June 2023 by WTF Notebooks

If you know one thing about WTF Notebooks, it’s that we are not afraid to say what everyone is thinking. From alcohol and smoking pot, to your dirty little secrets – there's very little censorship in our highly questionable range of notebook titles.

So, it’s time to send the kids (and those grown-ups who get easily offended) to bed because these 21 adult-only journal titles contain all the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll you can fit on a notebook cover. Riddled with profanity and swear words, this compilation is dirtier than a pig at a mud bath and filled with enough expletives to make a sailor blush.

Think you can handle it? Let’s go!

21 adult-only WTF Notebooks

Keep track of all the things you don't care about:

My archive of flying fucks I don’t give

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For those who need a little more... dick-tionary:

Photos of dicks

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A reminder to take care of yourself, even if you don't want to:

Shit I should do for my fucking health

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For your tips and tricks for hiding your alcoholism from your loved ones:

Ways to appear sober at family gatherings

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Where your ideas go to get lit:

Brilliant ideas I had while smoking weed

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All the things you won't read later:

Meeting notes and other boring shit

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Let’s make your enemies list official:

People I want to punch in the face

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Memory fades, but this notebook won’t:

Shit I have to write down because I’m old

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A boob-lover's delight, or just a place to store your own:

Photos of boobs

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From landing strip to the Brazilian, document your preferences here:

List of my favorite pubic hair styles

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Ah, right! Maybe whoever needs this notebook:

Fucking brilliant ideas

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Because who really uses calculus in real life?

Shit I learned in school and never needed

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When it’s time to knuckle down and get shit done:

My book to stay organized as fuck

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A notebook to jot down all those fleeting thoughts:

Shit I have to remember

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A passive-aggressive outlet for your frustrations:

Things I wish I could say to my mother-in-law

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A place to dream big and absurd:

Useless shit I will buy when I’m rich as fuck

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A notebook to vent about all those annoying things:

Shit that makes my eye twitch

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For the couple who likes to keep it real – real gross, that is:

Sharting and other romantic gestures

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For those who want to justify their eye-rolling:

Reasons why I think that this meeting is bullshit

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A field guide for navigating a difficult workplace:

My research into working alongside a bunch of morons

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A not so polite way of telling others to mind their own:

Shit that’s none of your fucking business

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If you made it this far, you're either feeling thoroughly offended or on the verge of peeing your pants from laughter. Regardless, one thing's for sure: WTF Notebooks are a surefire way to spice up your note-taking game or spread fun as gag gifts.

So, if you're feeling brave enough, check out our full range of inappropriate notebooks that are sure to cause a stir.