14 funny and sassy Valentine’s Day gifts for your significant other

Noteworthy

30 January 2023 by WTF Notebooks

Love is in the air, but don't let it go to your head! With Valentine's Day coming in hot, it's time to put in some effort and show your significant other that you're not just a lazy lover with a heart of gold. Get creative and personal with your gifts, like a carefully chosen journal from WTF Notebooks that will perfectly describe your better half.

We've scoured through our hundreds of hilarious notebook titles to bring you the 14 funniest and sassiest journals that are sure to tickle your partner's funny bone (and maybe even some other bones, if you catch our drift).

So, ditch the traditional flowers and chocolates and go for something more personal and entertaining:

We all have those things that are better done tomorrow. If your partner is always way too ‘busy’ to take the trash out, this might be their perfect notebook to keep track of their household chores:

Things I can put off until tomorrow

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Does he (or she) like a cold brew? Then this customizable WTF Notebook might hold the ideal cover for your partner:

Great ideas for spilling beer on

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Oh, the sass! While this notebook may make you giggle right now, this Valentine’s Day gift might be the make-or-break of some relationships:

Menopause and other things that get me heated

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This funny notebook title isn’t only for writers and book authors. It also makes a hilarious gift for those with a great imagination and plenty of stories to tell:

Random thoughts and other notes I’ll turn into a book one day

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We get it, you love your kids. But raising a family comes with sacrifices, and if your partner had to give up on their life-long dream of becoming a professional tap dancer, this might be just the right funny Valentine’s Day gift for them:

Dreams that got crushed when I had kids

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For all the brilliant ideas your better half comes up with while sipping on a glass of bourbon, there is no better gag gift than this WTF Notebook:

Brilliant ideas I had while drinking bourbon

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For some people, a glass of wine is an occasional treat. For others it’s a channel of scandal and gossip. Which one of them is your partner?

My book for drinking wine and judging people

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“What’s the point of this meeting?” – If your partner works in an office we can guarantee that they’ve those exact words before. Customize this WTF Notebook for Valentine’s Day:

Meetings that could have been emails

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Sometimes the best ideas come to people while they do their business on the throne. If your significant other is one of those people, this is without a doubt their notebook to own:

Brilliant ideas I had while pooping

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You may have married a Karen (no offence to all Karen’s out there) but as long as she/he has a good sense of humor, this Valentine’s Day gift will turn any frown upside down:

Reasons I want to speak to the manager

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The ideal Valentine’s Day gift for the overworked, close-to-burnout full-time parent. Our tip: Combine this gift with a spa voucher and give them a day off.

Yoga, meditation and other ways to stay sane

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If your wife (or husband) is an expert in finding stuff you’ve lost, you’ve got to admit that this funny notebook title not only speaks the truth, but is also the perfect Valentine’s Day gift:

List of items I found after my husband had a man-look

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If you’re looking for a hilarious Valentine’s Day gift for your significant other, who’s been secretly plotting world domination, you’ve just found it!

Grocery lists and plans for world domination

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And finally, if your partner is the one who wears the pants in your house (or at least they think they do), this bestselling WTF Notebook might be just the thing they need.

My list of things I was right about

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Now it’s over to you: which one will speak to your partner the most?

Whether your significant other is into beer, wine, yoga, or world domination, there's a customisable WTF Notebook for everyone. With quality workmanship, eco-friendly paper, and 120 pages to fill, a WTF Notebook is a Valentine’s Day gift that’ll last longer than a Kardashian marriage.